We would like to begin with a great big “Thank You” to everyone that participated in the course clean up. Our list of helpers includes Doug Hirsh and his daughter, Jerry Hamilton, Brian Jacobs, Jeff Jacobs, Ron Caruth, Dick Connelly, Ed Ryder, Dan Sidon, Ed Burtis, Terry Burtis, and Rick McCarthy. At the end of the winter season there is quite a bit of picking up to do that not only includes trash but also downed branches, etc. It is a lot of work and we are very appreciative to the Men’s Club for setting aside a date for this each year and to everyone for all of their hard work.

 Another extra special “Thank You” also goes out to our good neighbors, Mark and Joan Reilly, from Canton Development for the ditch work they have done for us on the course.

TOURNAMENTS

• The Jim Burton Memorial has been moved from July 29^th and is now

  scheduled for Saturday, August 5^th.

• The Grill Bar Tourney – June 11 – (Sunday)

• Men’s Club Father’s Day – June 18 – (Sunday)**

• Nostrant Memorial – June 24 – (Saturday)

** Men’s Club Father’s Day Tournament – This is a fun, family time for all

   participants. There is an 8:30 a.m. check-in and a 9:00 a.m. shotgun start.

   The format is; two person – best ball. There are two divisions for this

   tournament – Adult – both individuals over 16 – Dad & Child – one team

   mate 16 or under. Included in the tournament will be food, drinks, prizes,

   raffles, etc.

(Father’s Day Cont.) – Look for complete information on flyer in Pro-Shop or contact Doug Hirsh at dhirsh@ne-electronics.com or cell phone-559-5644

Men’s Club – The Men’s Club is currently taking memberships. The dues

                       are $35.00 per member for the season. Get a $10.00 discount

                       for bringing in a new member. You do not have to be a

                       member of Ironwood to be in the Men’s Club.

Skin Game Saturdays

The June dates for these are – 3^rd, 10^th & 17^th

Please remember to check the chalkboard in the bar area to confirm the dates

If you haven’t participated in one of these yet, come on and try one, they are open to everyone.

Attention Ladies – Looking for a fun filled tournament for women? Then be sure and set aside Saturday, August 12^th on your calendar for the Strawberry Daiquiri. This tournament will be run by members of the Ironwood Monday Night Ladies League and includes a full day of golf with food, prizes, Daiquiris and more. This tournament is open to everyone and more information will become available as the tournament gets closer.

Ironwood News

Lost & Found – We plan on cleaning things out soon, so if you think you

                           may have left something, please come and collect it.

Parking – We do ask that everyone please use the parking lot as the fire

                 marshal has requested that we keep the paved areas around the

                 building open for access to emergency vehicles should the need

                 arise.

Web Site – Has everyone checked out our web site yet? If not, be sure and

                  take a look at it at – golf-Ironwood.com. Remember, like your

                  newsletter, you are welcome to submit any information and news

                  that you would like to see put on the web site or in the newsletter.

                  You may submit information to the web site on the site itself by                                                    

                  going to “Contact”.

OUT OF BOUNDS

By Rick Colvin

Old, but still good

>Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

>Husband: Definitely not!

>Wife: Why not – don’t you like being married?

>Husband: Of course I do.

>Wife: Then why wouldn’t you get married again?

>Husband: Okay, I’d get married again.

>Wife: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
>Husband: Groan

>Wife: Would you live in our house?

>Husband: Sure, it’s a great house.

>Wife: Would you sleep in our bed?
>Husband: Where else would we sleep?
>Wife: Would you let her drive my car?
>Husband: Probably, it’s almost new.

>Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
>Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

>Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?

>Husband: No, she’s left-handed.

>Wife: Silence

>Husband: Oh, Oh

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, “Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman.”

“Oh yeah?” said Charlie, “and how did this one end?”

“When it was over,” Mike replied, “she came to me on her hands and knees.

“Really,” said Charlie, “now that’s a switch! What did she say?”

She said, “Come out from under the bed you little chicken!”

Obedient Maid

Man calls home. – Maid answers phone. – He says, “Can I speak to my Wife?” She says, “No, she’s upstairs in bed with her boyfriend.”

He gets really mad and says, “Okay, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun, then go upstairs and kill them both.” Being the loyal maid, she says, “Okay.” Five minutes later she picks up the phone and says, “They’re both dead, now what should I do with the bodies?” He says, “Throw them in the pool and I’ll take care of them when I get home.”

She says, “We don’t have a pool.” – He says, “Is this 555-8372?”

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